YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME !

Feel free to grab a brew, spark a black n mild,
or a cup of tea is cool.

MO: Well, it looks like Harpo finally beat some sense into Ms. Sophia, aka Oprah Winfrey. Not only has she decided to stay with the same weight lately but shes also decided to cancel her dear show. Oprahs show is known to go above and beyond and into every topic under the sun. Sex addiction, dwarf children and woman having babies. Ummm, if im not incorrect so does Maury and Jerry Springer, and them old goats better NOT GO NOWHERE !!! (ahhemm) Like i was saying i just dont understand how she makes millions, if not billions, more dollars than either one of them. (Then theres Tyra who is just simple beyond belief and came on stage all natural looking like Celie from CP.) Shes got money out the ass and does anybody, ANYBODY, know how she got so rich ? Im totally surprised no one has told her to run for president, though with the show out the way and boredom soon to kick in... Obama might have a run for his money. Literally. Now Oprah was gangster in Color Purple indeed but alas.. she was also a battered woman. Clearly as you can see from the photo in your top right hand corner. Now she whooped some ass but from skinny negro men to the bottom of a pistol have whooped that ass. So we can rule Mafioso outta the list of jobs Oprahs doing. NEXT !

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Now, id just like to begin this next paragraph by saying in the photo in the center left over here, if those are your mothers, aunts, sisters what have you... tell them NO ! Life is not over ! Oprah WILL live on. Her book club, magazine, and strip joint arent going anywhere as far as I know. So all will not be lost. Although if she opens another school in her spare time, i dont reccommend you send you children there. Molesters and pedophiles seem to be her teachers of choice. Member Africa ? -- Well anywho, we wanna leave Oprah off on a good note. She does give amazing gifts. Something my amazing Co-Host will get into with you all in a few lines. There have been MANY painstakingly, horrifyingly borrrrring moments on the Oprah show, but then again we have seen some pretty amazing things on there also. Like Tom Cruise, what the FUCK was he doing ? After he made himself look a fool, and attack Oprah on National Television he still didnt want no one to think hes a fricken tool. Oh No, how could we ever. Then of course, she was in Beloved.......... WHAT WAS THAT MOVIE EVEN MADE FOR ? All i remember is creepy ass Danny Glover (which she must like workin with, im just saying), a frog lady's massively hairy vagina and mentions of slavery. I didnt know wether to cry in that movie or RUN ! Even if we dont remember any good quotes she said in her movie, cuz quite frankly i dont, we definently know shes awesome at playing big, black, fat woman with nappy hair and ashy skin.... in slavery time -go figure. (sigh)

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Now its time to bring the BIG GUY in,
let him babble to you fools for a litte.
- and i mean fools in the nicest possible way. :)

BIG ROB: Oprah Winfrey announced her retirement today and personally I’m devastated. How much do I know about Oprah? Not too much but I know a few things people love her, she is a positive person, she gives people hope, and every other season she is skinny then heavy again. Oprah has over a billion dollars in the bank, how she got the money? Me I have no clue, BUT she has SO much money she can give away BRAND NEW cars to every single person sitting in an audience watching her show. The cars are so EXPENSIVE that most of the people couldn’t afford the INSURANCE on them. To have over a billion dollars in the bank you must have a faithful following. I mean a GIGANTIC Following. I just want to know where are all of these people are going to go for there morning talk show? I figure after 25 years people are so used to it! So much that next season after it’s over, people are still going to be waking up turning on that channel and expecting to see Oprah. What is the channel going to do? Are they going to just up and replace Oprah? Or are they going to fill that spot with reruns? Well at least the world will have her magazines and books still to look forward to as far as I know they both will still continue to publish. She might even write a book about her 25 years on morning television or at least we can hope. I’m not a faithful follower but I would read it. Just to know how it feels to have a talk show last that long and still be so relevant. How do you keep that lasting appeal through generations? Well Oprah when your show end’s next year we will sincerely miss you! You got my number baby give me a call! Break me off some of that MONEY!

Big Robs Off The Blog Quote of the Day:

“Shit I know I be going to my grandmothers house up in the sticks, and I roll up in her kitchen for a mid-morning snack before I go back to sleep and my grandmother got one of them 5 inch kitchen tube TV’s bumping the Oprah show on demand, I don’t stop an watch, I grab my granola n hit the sheets but I know granny be watching that faithfully” lol